Laugh Out Loud

Funny Jokes

A collection of silly jokes and animal laughs!

🐶 1.

Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!

🐢 2.

What do you call a turtle who takes up photography? A snap turtle!

🐒 3.

Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!

🐧 4.

What do you get when you cross a penguin and a cow? Milk that’s really, really cold.

🐠 5.

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

🎨 6.

Why did the paintbrush get in trouble at school? It couldn’t stop drawing attention to itself.

🖍️ 7.

Why did the crayon go to therapy? It felt like it was always getting broken by others.

🧵 8.

Why did the sculpture break up with the clay? It said the clay was too moldy for its taste.

🖼️ 9.

Why did the artist bring a ladder to the gallery? Because the art was on another level.

✏️ 10.

Why do pencils make terrible comedians? Their jokes are always a little sketchy.