Laugh Out Loud

Farm Jokes

A collection of funny farm jokes!

Q: What happened when the hen laid an egg on top of the hill?

A: She made an eggroll!

Q: What do you call a farm dog in a cornfield?

A: a corn dog!

Q: How are donkeys and turkeys similar?

A: they both have keys!

Q: What did duckling detective say about the missing farmhand?

A: I’ve quacked the case!

Q: What do you say to the farmer who Dug a hole and found water?

A: Well done!

Q: Who tells jokes to Chickens?

A: a comedi-hen!

Q: What do you call a truck full of Bison?

A: a buffa-load!

Q: Why did the farmer bury money in the Meadow?

A: to make the soil richer!

Q: Why did the farmer Plant light bulbs?

A: He wanted a power plant!

Q: what do you get when a herd of cows get caught in an Earthquake?

A: Milkshakes!

Dad Jokes

A collection of wacky jokes!

Q: What’s a caterpillar?

A: a worm that’s rich enough to buy a fur coat.

Q: What do you call sea gulls that live by the bay?

A: bagels.

Q: what did the cloud have under its raincoat?

A: thunderwear.

Q: Why are frogs happy?

A: they get to eat what bugs them.

Q: Who brings dogs their presents at Christmas?

A: Santa Paws.

Q: Who brings dogs their presents at Christmas?

A: Santa Paws.